Tassel T-shirts for toddlers and pole dancer dolls for “tweens”

Posted by: ST on August 31, 2009 at 10:26 pm

Just when you think you’ve heard it all (h/t: Jim Hoft):

Would you buy a shirt for your baby that had nipple tassels on it? One company is hoping you will.

ParentDish interviewed the designer behind TwistedTwee, which is selling t-shirts for babies and preschoolers that include nipple tassels, among other items.

The designer, Suzi Warren, told ParentDish via email that “The Nipple Tassel t-shirt was designed as a response to my own distaste at seeing mini versions of sexy clothes on young children. Five-year-olds wearing slashed mini skirts and boob tubes, little thumb-sucking Britneys.” I guess that’s like wearing blackface to protest racism? Mostly Warren is doing it to make money. At least I hope that’s why. If she honestly believes that this is an effective form of protest, I’d hate to think what she’d do with an issue like health care reform.

Personally, I think nipple tassels are tacky for anyone. If it’s a stripper, I mean, whatever. She’s a stripper. But otherwise it seems like a poor fashion choice.

On a kid? A little kid? Ew.

But hey, that’s not all “TwistedTee” has to offer:

Mostly the problem is the shirt with the nipple tassels. Oh, and the infant t-shirts that say “I’ve Done F*** All Today.” And “B is for Beer.”

And when the tassel-wearing tyke grows to her pre-teen years, she just might decide to put those tassels to good use. Ladies and gents, behold the pole-dancing doll:

It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it’s probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl. Because, unlike the USB Pole Dancer, this one is actually for kids.

It’s the perfect gift, right? Well – the perfect gift for the adults in this world who still have not grown-up to give to their kids, anyway.

Can it be purchased as a gift set?

Can it be purchased as a gift set?

And to top it all off, check out what the UN is advocating:

NEW YORK — The United Nations is recommending that children as young as five receive mandatory sexual education that would teach even pre-kindergarteners about masturbation and topics like gender violence.

The U.N.’s Economic, Social and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) released a 98-page report in June offering a universal lesson plan for kids ranging in age from 5-18, an
“informed approach to effective sex, relationships” and HIV education that they say is essential for “all young people.”

The U.N. insists the program is “age appropriate,” but critics say it’s exposing kids to sex far too early, and offers up abstract ideas — like “transphobia” — they might not even understand.

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The UNESCO report, called “International Guidelines for Sexuality Education,” separates children into four age groups: 5-to-8-year-olds, 9-to-12-year-olds, 12-to-15-year-olds and 15-to-18-year-olds.

Under the U.N.’s voluntary sex-ed regime, kids just 5-8 years old will be told that “touching and rubbing one’s genitals is called masturbation” and that private parts “can feel pleasurable when touched by oneself.”

Click here to see the report.

By the time they’re 9 years old, they’ll learn about “positive and negative effects of ‘aphrodisiacs,” and wrestle with the ideas of “homophobia, transphobia and abuse of power.”

I wish I could say that I was shocked by that report on the UN, but I’m not – because it’s the very same thing advocated by SIECUS (Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States) – an organization which boasts they they “provide countless resources to help educators, advocates, and parents secure supportive public policies, provide high quality education, and help our youth become sexually healthy” – in their “Guidelines for Comprehensive Sexuality Education (pages 51-52).”

And SIECUS aren’t the only “sex ed” organization out there that promotes the sexualization of our children at very young ages. I’ve written about others here.

While I’m deeply concerned about what the UN is pushing for, I’m even more concerned about what’s being taught on the sex ed front here in America. If you have a child who is enrolled in the public school system, it goes without saying that you should keep a close eye on what they’re studying and learning – especially as it relates to sex education. It’s unfortunate, but these days you simply can’t just trust that a school system will have the best interests of your child at heart. Stay alert, stay informed, and most importantly, stay in tune with your child’s course load. Sometimes the only thing standing between them and certain “progressive” educators who think they know best how to “prepare” your child for the “real world” is you.

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  1. Carlos says:

    This is nothing more than a continuing extension of the sleaze factor designed to destroy any semblance of personal responsibility and morals in our society.

    If a child (female) is taught that tassels are ok, then a child (male) will see them as a suggestion that the child (female) is sexually active (I know, ridiculous, but this is their training for later) and available.

    ‘Course, when the child (male) acts on the suggestion five or eight years later, there will be an uproar from the feminazis that that’s not what the tassel-tease shirts were at all.

    Stupid. Lying. Hypocrites.

  2. Helen says:

    Wouldn’t it be a better idea to punish UN soldiers who rape children?

  3. Carlos says:

    Terribly judgmental of you, isn’t it, Helen? After all, everyone knows the pure and pristine U.N. has no other goal than to help people, especially those who are defenseless.

    And the leadership of the U.N., chosen by representatives of all the member nations, is certainly reflective of that goal. After all, the idealism of those nations shines through every time they pass a resolution that reviles Israel and/or the United States for being the brutal countries they are.

    No, much better to teach children to be acceptive of the purity of sex.

  4. Leslie says:

    Tweeners in bikinis at the splash pool.

    Learn to masturbate at five.

    Bring your pole dance Barbie to the sleepover.

    “Here, drink this down. We’ve been here way to long. Acting this way is a craft. I’ll shut up soon. Then we’ll go home. Covered in Band-Aids and casts.”
    –Kristin Hersh, “Cartoons,” from her CD “Strange Angels.”