Ever concerned about the less-fortunate among us this Christmas season, Iowahawk has prepared a guide to unemployment and job-hunting for representatives, senators, and their staff who were so rudely turfed out by those ungrateful wretches back home last month. Here’s an excerpt:
Wanted to post a quick note to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas. As of this writing, the weather forecasters are still predicting Charlotte will have a white Christmas – the guessing game is to how much now we will get and what time it will actually start. They’re saying around mid-afternoon going into the evening, so at this point it’s just a waiting game. This would be Charlotte’s first white Christmas since 1947.