Up-twinkles for Dear Leader: an Occupier eulogizes Kim Jong-Il’s North Korea

Posted by: Phineas on December 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm

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Ah, Dear Leader, Sun of Socialism, Great Man Who Descended From Heaven!! (1) How it must warm the cockles of your Stalinist heart to see how your juche message of “more brandy,” kidnapping filmmakers to make movies for you, drug smuggling, and counterfeiting resonates with the followers you left behind… especially in Occupy Wall Street.

While the following video was taken last October, it’s yet a fitting tribute to the memory of the sociopathic midget visionary leader whose objectives meshed so well with those of the Occupiers… so far as they can articulate them or even figure out what they are.

In it, a man who lived a large part of his life in Soviet Russia asks a couple of Occu-dolts what the difference between North and South Korea is. Their answer? There’s no unemployment and everyone is paid a fair wage in the North! Income equality! Yes!

These, my friends, are the fighters for the ninety-nine percent:

Of course, it’s easy to have full employment when everyone is a slave of the state given a job by the government, and there’s no doubt that those “fair wages” enabled everyone in the DPRK to knock down $700,000 of cognac per year. Such is the nature of the worker’s paradise. Pay no attention to the narrator’s mention of cannibalism, or the vicious imperialist rumors of mass starvation (which may be happening again). A vast gulag of prison camps that hold multiple generations of whole families? LIES!!

Because, like, you know… Dude! Socialism is just fairer. Okay?

Of course, we shouldn’t be surprised at these useful idiots; the phenomenon isn’t new. Many progressives in 1920s and 1930s America thought Bolshevism and Italian Fascism offered useful lessons that could be applied in America to make a better society (2). Walter Duranty won a Pulitzer for his fawning coverage of Stalin’s Russia. The 1960s anti-war movement and the 1980s “nuclear freeze” campaign were nurtured and used by the KGB and allied intelligence agencies. And in the current war with jihadist Islam, way too many people think they’re serving a noble cause by siding with the enemy.

So, don’t be surprised; stupid often covers for evil.

via Will Heaven

(1) Really, you have to look at the list of titles bestowed on Kim Jong-Il. What it says about Kim’s egomania is both screamingly funny and pathetic. I’m sure our fourth-greatest president has it bookmarked for future reference. (h/t J.S. Treviño)
(2) And not just low-level flunkies. General Hugh S. Johnson, a member of FDR’s “brain trust” and the head of the National Recovery Administration, so admired Mussolini and Italian fascism that he asked that copies of a tract by Benito’s favorite economist be distributed to the Cabinet.

(Crossposted at Public Secrets)

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6 Responses to “Up-twinkles for Dear Leader: an Occupier eulogizes Kim Jong-Il’s North Korea”


  1. Lorica says:

    North Korea can only be enhanced if these door mats were to move there. Hey Occupy idiots, why don’t you all head on over to the state funeral, then start camping out there. Sounds like a plan to me. Life in NK would have to be better for all of you, right??? – Lorica

  2. H Hazell says:

    Passport: $165 per person, $495 total. Gray jumpsuit: $55, $165 total. Ticket to PyongYang: $1750(one way), $5250 total. Wow. For just under $6000, these folk can live their dreams. Maybe I’ll start a collection.

  3. Lorica says:

    Passport: $165 per person, $495 total. Gray jumpsuit: $55, $165 total. Ticket to PyongYang: $1750(one way), $5250 total. Wow. For just under $6000, these folk can live their dreams. Maybe I’ll start a collection.

    LOL I was waiting for:
    Getting rid of occupiers for a very long time …. Priceless!!

  4. Carlos says:

    The really sad part of the #Occupy movement (similar to a bowel movement, from what I can tell) is that these idiots have been pegged as “our future” and “our future leaders.”

    Obhammud scares the living bejeebers out of me, but that’s nothing compared to our nation run by brilliance such as shown in the footage.

  5. H Hazell says:

    Carlos, elevating the occupy movement to that level implies that we should maintain awareness so that we may alter our path around it. A bowel movement usually warrants no more attention than a flick of the wrist or, if unfortunately placed, the application of a shovel or paper towel. A shame we can’t be assured this movement would be dealt with using one of those methods. The shovel has particular appeal.

  6. Kate says:

    I think we need to remake the movie “Clueless” and this would be a nice little segment. What scares me is these folks on the whole are old enough to know better… that young curly-haired guy is all about reciting his professors lectures on the benevolent system of socialism. The acrid and vindictiveness overrides that ignorance of the woman holding the sign.