Well, it started off with my redheaded sister emailing it to one of her blonde sisters (that would be me) and now I’m telling it to you
12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed
I was sitting at the counter in a diner recently, next to a blonde woman
who was engrossed in reading her newspaper. I noticed one of the
headlines that blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
I could see she shook her head at the sad news as she read the article.
Then, suddenly she turned and asked, "How many is a brazilian?"
But seriously, how many IS a brazilian? Is that more than a billion?
Update: For the humor-impaired, I was not chuckling over "dead Brazilians" but of the obvious punchline that should have been obvious after the last sentence: ‘brazilian’ as in ‘million, or gazillion’ – get it? They sound similar. Sheesh.