What does Bush keep in his pockets?

This riveting article comes to you courtesy of CNN:

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Bush may be burdened with the world’s problems, but his pockets are pretty light.

It turns out the leader of the free world doesn’t have to worry about carrying all the essentials of the common man.

Bush revealed the contents of his pockets Tuesday to an Argentine newspaper reporter who was interviewing him in advance of a presidential trip to Latin America later this week.

When the reporter from La Nacion asked Bush to show him what he carries, the president stood up, fished in his pockets, then dramatically pulled his hands out holding nothing but a white handkerchief that he waved playfully in the air.

“Es todo,” Bush told the Spanish-speaking reporter, meaning the handkerchief was all. “No dinero, no mas. No wallet.”

He doesn’t need any cash, since his staff takes care of buying anything he might need. He carries no cell phone, either, since he is surrounded by aides who take care of dialing his calls. And why would he need keys since every door is held open for him and his car comes with a driver trained by the Secret Service?

But it’s not really about how big the pockets are, know what I’m sayin’? 😈

Hat tip: My friend RebelChick

(Photo courtesy of CNN)

(Cross-posted at California Conservative)