BUSH KNEW! - Sister Toldjah

By now, I’m sure you’ve all heard the story of the Lisa Nowak, the NASA astronaut who has been charged with attempted kidnapping an attempted murder in a bizarre case where she drove 900 miles in a diaper (so she wouldn’t have to make rest area stops) to confront a woman who she believed was a rival for a space shuttle pilot she had the hots for.

I’ve uncovered evidence that President Bush knew about Nowak’s plot.

And did nothing.

Sit down.

Are you ready for it?

I’ll show it to you.

It’ll be hard to believe at first …

Take a deep breath …

Ok, here it is:

Caption: President Bush poses for a photo with crew members of the Space Shuttle Discovery (STS-121), Space Shuttle Atlantis (STS-115), and Space Station Expeditions 11, 12, and 13, including Lisa M. Nowak, `in the East Room of the White House in Washington in this Oct. 23, 2006 file photo. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert. File)

“What??!” you may ask in outrage. “But it’s just a picture!”

You must remember, though. A picture is all it takes.

And BTW, why are NASA, the NYT and other publications attempting to make excuses for this woman? Is there an emerging astronaut crime wave I’ve missed hearing about?

Severian says:

February 9, 2007 at 3:35 pm

I just loved the line the astronut came up with. “I just wanted to talk with her!” Yeah, hosing someone down with pepper spray is a fine icebreaker, sure to make conversation much easier.

And I always find that rubber tubing, plastic wrap, a BB gun, a knife, and a steel hammer great conversation pieces, really helps people get over their self consciousness and really open up.

February 9, 2007 at 3:37 pm

Can’t you just see the comments now ST? If she didn’t have those three parasites called kids hanging on her, all due to those F’ing godbags that forced her to be a brood cow, she’d not have had to do this! Oy!

libertarian observer says:

February 9, 2007 at 3:39 pm

I KNEW it would be Bush’s fault… somehow.

Baklava says:

February 9, 2007 at 4:17 pm

Burning Questions and Statements that need to be made:

Will there be a relese of one email per day (the messages found in the car between the astronauts) as ABC did with Foley instant messages?

What is the astronauts political affiliation?

Is she for or against the space shuttle emitting the tons of greenhouse gases per launch?

How did NASA “let” this happen?

There must’ve been a “valid” reason why Nowak did this – we need to “listen” to her and see if we can appease her and other NASA astronauts so we don’t have attacks like this in the future by others.

Our actions taken against Nowak is only going to stir up more Astronaut hatred against the U.S. and we need to be wary of the fact that we are only creating more radical astronauts by our policies.

With all of the “cuts” to mental health programs by Bush (this accusation is not accurate – but liberals have said it) I can understand why Nowak wasn’t receiving the help she needed. We should hang Bush for his crimes against humanity.

CavalierX says:

February 9, 2007 at 4:47 pm

Perhaps her RoveCoTM Nasal Implant malfunctioned, sending incorrect instructions to her brain.

February 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm

Doggone it… the “TM” was supposed to be in superscript. Worked in preview… Well, try this: RoveCo&reg.

JammieWearingFool says:

February 9, 2007 at 5:04 pm

Just being near him can unleash repressed BDS.

She also drove through Louisiana (not stopping, of course) on her way to Florida, and felt the rage from Katrina.

Steve Skubinna says:

February 9, 2007 at 5:13 pm

BUSH LIED!!! ASTRONAUTS CRIED!!!!!!

geezer says:

February 9, 2007 at 10:36 pm

Being a firm believer in the concept that nearly all redheads should be drowned at birth (take a wild guess what color the 1st wife’s hair was,) yet a gooey worshipper of NASA since JFK and the Mercury Guys, show me conflicted.

NC Cop says:

February 9, 2007 at 11:40 pm

Lisa flew and Bush knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJ Black Adam says:

February 10, 2007 at 9:12 am

This lady was crazy it was just jealousy, competition and being pathetic on her part, just that simple.

Why is it that people want to equivocate what this woman did? Had she been from a trailer park or from the ghetto people would just be saying she should go to jail.

Her intellectual fortitude was obviously off set by her lack of ethics and morals as she was willing to kill someone over them having the affections of a man she wanted?

Insane.