Weekend open thread

Hey ya’ll – I’m still recovering from all of yesterday’s good eating and today’s shopping . I’ll be back Sunday.

I’ll have some more reader pictures to post when I return.

Hope everyone had a good turkey day!

16 Responses to "Weekend open thread"

forest hunter says:

November 24, 2007 at 3:35 am

Despite economy? What are these blind idjuts employed by the AP on?
Kevin says:

November 24, 2007 at 3:42 am

By the power vested in me by the state of Louisiana, I hereby close this thread.
Kevin says:

November 24, 2007 at 3:43 am

And now open it again! Louisiana rocks.
forest hunter says:

November 24, 2007 at 3:48 am

If there was any doubt in anyones mind as to why this hack is unelectable, here’s yet another reason. It doesn’t get any simpler than this…..swear to the altered States of this Republic, if you cannot see why this *candidate* is not even fit to be a city council member for Brush Prairie, based on this kind of gross incapability,…….
Steve Skubinna says:

November 24, 2007 at 4:07 am

Okay forest, you had me going with that second link for a few seconds. I kept looking for the clues that it was really from The Onion.

Yahoo could do a better job of letting you know they’re spoofing. Or they could do a worse job parodying Hillary, because, by billydamn, it sure sounded like her.

The first one, well, they really missed the true story. “Despite gloom over mounting casualites in torturer-in-chief Smirkychimp W. Pretzelchoker McHitlerburton’s illegal and immoral war for oil, as well as against children and cute puppy dogs, consumers pried themselves from their fetal positions of terror to brave global warming and buy stuff anyway, thus contributing to the planet’s inevitable doom.”
forest hunter says:

November 24, 2007 at 5:41 am

I had ta re-read it too, Steve!
forest hunter says:

November 24, 2007 at 5:46 am

When what to my wondering eyes should appear.

The Paris prosecutors’ office has dismissed a suit against Donald Rumsfeld accusing the former U.S. defense secretary of torture, human rights groups who brought the case said on Friday.
Steve Skubinna says:

November 24, 2007 at 8:20 am

Oh, I saw that too. Ha ha snort! Better luck next time, moonbats! Try Belgium next.

Maybe at some point all of the screeching Dems furious that Bush won’t buy into various supranational courts will realize that at some point their tender little heinies are going to be vulnerable to aggrieved EUniks too. I’d love to see somebody take John Kerry at his word and charge him with the war crimes he so gleefully claimed committing, while sliming everyone else in Vietnam. But he’s so dumb he’d probably dutifully travel to Brussels of The Hague to testify.

Of course, how bad could it be? I bet staying in a EU approved minimum security prison would be indistinguishable from a decent coastal resort. After all, guys like Chirac might find themselves staying in one and they’re going to make sure the brioche is fresh and the champagne decent.
traps says:

November 24, 2007 at 1:22 pm

LINK

How about this to get the guys going?
Steve Skubinna says:

November 24, 2007 at 7:47 pm

Too bad, traps, that your link isn’t from The Onion.

Yeah, those darned Jooooos. It’s enough to make me ululate and then detonate myself! Nothing enrages folks mired in ignorance and filth, who have convinced themselves that their degradation is a sign of superiority, to have intelligent, educated, hard working successful people in your midst.
Mwalimu Daudi says:

November 24, 2007 at 8:03 pm

Any Packers fans lurking about? The Green Bay/Dallas game is coming….

And Louisiana doesn’t rock! The Saints are the Aints once again, and ex-#1 LSU lost to an unranked team. I blame Bobby Jindal!
PCD says:

November 24, 2007 at 9:19 pm

11, Yeah, MD! Born and raised in Green Bay, too.

LURK! LURK! LURK! Don’t let my superior tailgating abilities intimidate you.
Mwalimu Daudi says:

November 24, 2007 at 9:55 pm

Not if you don’t let our superior QB, offense, defense, special teams, and stadium intimidate you. Honest – we would never deliberately try to frighten you!

(Before game time, that is……….. )

Nor will I mention our uber-babe cheerleaders. Dallas in December – hot babes in skimpy outfits. Green Bay – overweight guys in parkas and cheese hats. Oh dear – how will I ever choose?
PCD says:

November 25, 2007 at 5:49 pm

MD, Get a pair of glasses. We got babes for cheerleaders, not showgirl wannabes.
Mwalimu Daudi says:

November 25, 2007 at 7:07 pm

I have several pairs of glasses and here is what they see: Babes for cheerleaders, disguised as overweight guys in parkas and cheese hats. How clever! If there is a babe somewhere my superhero X-ray vision cannot detect it (perhaps cheese has the same atomic properties as kryptonite and blocks X-ray glasses). ST – Have someone mug a Kossack, steal his tinfoil cap, and send it to me (maybe that will help).

The pre-game trash-talking continueth with nary a pause, as testosterone levels increase carbon footprints to record levels that would make Rev. Algore green with envy…..
PCD says:

November 26, 2007 at 8:05 am

14, Perhaps all y’all feel the need to market your cheerleaders and cheerleader want-to-be’s on CMT because no one is marrying them. Are they that skanky?

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