Play that funky music …

Time for another round of “Caption This”:

Caption: Former President Bill Clinton, standing with his daughter Chelsea, strums a
locally-made guitar just given to him, as he campaigns for his wife, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., in Ciales, Puerto Rico, Tuesday, May 27, 2008.
(AP Photo/Brennan Linsley)

My try: “No longer able to play the media like a fiddle, former President Bill Clinton tries playing Puerto Ricans instead.”

10 Responses to "Play that funky music …"

Lorica says:

May 27, 2008 at 8:47 pm

That is a good one Dear. How about:

“In a showing of complete surrender of Hillary’s presidential chances, Bill and Chelsea start playing for change on a Puerto Rico street corner.” – Lorica
Tango says:

May 27, 2008 at 8:59 pm

(snort!)

Methinks that Esteban hasn’t got anything to worry about!
proof says:

May 27, 2008 at 9:40 pm

“You ain’t nothin’ but a horn dog! Lyin’ all the time!
“You ain’t nothin’ but a horn dog! Lyin’ all the time!
“You won’t never beat Obama and you ain’t no friend of mine!”
Mwalimu Daudi says:

May 27, 2008 at 10:08 pm

“Play that funky music, our nation’s First Black President!”
forest hunter says:

May 28, 2008 at 4:27 am

Deep Purple – Smoke on the Water plays :
…….They burned down the gambling house
It died with an awful sound
Funky claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

We ended up at the grand hotel
It was empty cold and bare
But with the rolling truck stones thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red lights and a few old beds
We make a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
I know well never forget
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
Leslie says:

May 28, 2008 at 10:33 am

Groucho: What do you get an hour?

Chico: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.

Groucho: I see. What do you get for not playing?

Chico: Twelve dollars an hour. Now for rehearsing we make special rates. That’s-a fifteen dollars an hour.

Groucho: And what do you get for not rehearsing?

Chico: You couldn’t afford it. You see, if we don’t rehearse, and if we don’t-a play, that runs into money.
newton says:

May 28, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Hey Woman,

That guitar is called a cuatro, which is played in what we call mÃºsica tÃpica, our own country music to be exact. It has a really neat sound, come to think of it.

What will Ole Bill be doing with it, I don’t know, but I’m sure he’d be in great company with the many men over there who like to chase women around in the first place. (I know of which I speak, BTW.)
Baklava says:

May 28, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Via the Ass. Press (kidding):

Former Pres Bill Clinton was admitted to a mental health facility where his first activity was “Music making”. His daughter joined him for an hour or so…

OK That was lame!
NC Cop says:

May 28, 2008 at 5:20 pm

“Desperate for campaign money, Hillary sends out her wife, er husband, and daughter to play on the street corners.”
Tony says:

May 30, 2008 at 1:24 pm

… how I luv ya how I luv ya, My dear old Mammy!!!!!…

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