Important issue alert: How to get Michelle Obama’s “buff arms”

Just because I know y’all wanted to know.

A few weeks ago, the First Lady was caught in a silly “shorts flap.” I guess the MSM thought she needed a little redeeming from that fashion “faux pas.”

No matter what they do, though, we’re a long way from the possibility of Michelle Obama being redeemed, not over wearing shorts but over much more important issues.

And now, back to my hammer curls …