Tuesday Open Thread

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4 Responses to "Tuesday Open Thread"

John A says:

January 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm

With the announcement of Ms. Palin signing with Fox the accusations of being clueless and inexperienced are mounting. A partial response, circa July 2009:

Palin
Great White Rat says:

January 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm

OK, I’m no Paul Shanklin, and I’m not quittin’ the day job, but we haven’t had a good song parody here in a while, so here goes nothing..

TELEPROMPTER LIES

(apologies to Jimmy Buffett)

Won’t call it terror,
They’re “man-made disasters”
Guess the jihadis don’t understand.
Bombing and killing,
Still I’m not willing,
To see that al Qaeda has got this all planned.

Wasting your time again with teleprompter lies,
Pointing fingers in a verbal assault.
Some people claim Napolitano’s to blame,
But I’ll say it’s all Dick Cheney’s fault.

High unemployment
My only achievement
Hundreds of tea parties give me the blues.
But my taxing and spending
Will be neverending
‘Bout economics I haven’t a clue.

Wasting your time again with teleprompter lies,
Pointing fingers in a verbal assault.
Some people claim Timmy Geithner’s to blame,
But I think Fox News is at fault.

Going on TV
Cause it’s all about ME.
All the polls say my mandate is gone.
But my MSM spinners
Will call me a winner
If they fool the voters we just might hang on.

Wasting your time again with teleprompter lies,
Pointing fingers in a verbal assault.
Some people claim that I’m completely to blame,
But of course it’s all George Bush’s fault.

Yes, some people claim socialism’s to blame,
But I know, it’s America’s fault.
Sister Toldjah says:

January 12, 2010 at 3:35 pm

ROTF! That is priceless, GWR!
Sister Toldjah says:

January 12, 2010 at 10:11 pm

BTW, new post up at Velvet Lair tonight with a burning question about hot dogs. Hilarious video included.

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