The things men have to do for their heart health! (OPEN THREAD)

Finally, the “study” guys have been waiting for:

(FOX 25 / – Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman’s breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.

Er, I have an issue here. If this really was true, wouldn’t it mean that there would be virtually no man in the world with heart issues? I mean, from what I’ve witnessed over the years either from being stared at or from seeing guys stare at someone else, this is something y’all do much longer than 10 minutes a day, right? Or, is the fact that you reguarly exceed the “recommended daily allowance” the primary reason for the heart problems …?

Discuss. ;)

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