John Edwards’ phoneyism

Posted by: ST on July 25, 2007 at 10:49 pm

He feels prettyThere’s cronyism and there’s phoneyism, and as we all know by now, John Edwards ranks high on the list of biggest phoneys to ever run for political office. I’ve written about it here before on numerous occasions, and tonight, ST reader Dana Pico takes the hammer to the nail in this piece about how Edwards has made oodles and oodles of $$ off of things he rails against to the public. Dana referenced this article, written for MSN’s Money Central page by Tim Middleton. In it, Middleton lays out the facts:

Edwards is running as a populist, but profits on his stock investments alone would distance the candidate from the cause.

Edwards has raked in hundreds of thousands of dollars in capital gains from stock in Apple, BP PLC, Burlington Resources, Medtronic and Schlumberger, the chief rival to Halliburton, where Vice President Dick Cheney was once CEO.

Edwards generated most of his wealth as a trial lawyer, but last year his principal employment was as a senior adviser to Fortress Investment (FIG, news, msgs), a large hedge-fund operator, for which he received $479,512. His and his wife’s investment in Fortress Investment Fund III (Fund D) totaled between $1 million and $5 million.

Fortress, based in New York, owns subprime lender Nationstar Mortgage, formerly Centex Home Equity. The Dallas company calls itself “one of the nation’s leading mortgage lenders offering nonprime mortgages and home-equity loans.”

As a presidential candidate, Edwards has lashed out at subprime lenders, saying they are “pulling a fast one on hardworking homeowners.”

Fortress Investment Fund III is based in the Cayman Islands. Edwards’ campaign said he opposes offshore tax havens and, “as president, he will end them.”

A mighty Fortress

Edwards has said he worked for Fortress to learn more about financial markets and their link to poverty. He is the former director of the Center on Poverty, Work and Opportunity at the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.

He evidently learned a good deal because his portfolio is aggressive and slanted toward Wall Street’s most complex deals. He has accounts, including a trust for his children, with Atlantic Trust Private Wealth Management and Oak Hill Capital Partners Fund. Two investments, Drawbridge Global Macro Fund and Drawbridge Special Opportunities Fund, are Fortress hedge funds that specialize in what his disclosure form characterizes as “global markets, strategies and instruments.”

Nothing, absolutely nothing, represents Edwards’ penchant for willfully and deliberately deceiving the public about his supposedly ‘noble’ intentions towards the poor than that line he made about why he worked for Fortress referenced in Middleton’s piece. And just as a show of compassion for lazy far lefties who will demand, rather than look for, the “mainstream media article” that talks about this quote, here it is:

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards said Tuesday that he worked for a hedge fund to learn more about financial markets and their relationship to poverty in the United States.

[…]

“It was primarily to learn, but making money was a good thing, too,” the 2004 vice presidential nominee said in an interview with The Associated Press.

“Primarly to learn”? “[w]orked for a hedge fund to learn more about financial markets and their relationship to poverty”? Right. And I’m the Secretary of Defense.

Edwards is trying his best now more than ever to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes about his motivations, but trust me, they are not noble, and they are definitely not altruistic, nor are they designed to really ‘help’ anyone – other than John Edwards, especially when you consider the following facts (in addition to the ones mentioned in Middleton’s write-up):

  • John Edwards, not the poor, was the main beneficiary of his poverty center’s fundraising activities.
  • Edwards used his wife’s cancer announcement as a fundraising tool on his website, after telling 60 Minutes that people should not vote for him because his wife has cancer.
  • In order to rake in the cash as a trial lawyer, he made a show of “channeling” the words of an unborn baby in front of a jury:

    In 1985, a 31-year-old North Carolina lawyer named John Edwards stood before a jury and channeled the words of an unborn baby girl.

    Referring to an hour-by-hour record of a fetal heartbeat monitor, Mr. Edwards told the jury: “She said at 3, `I’m fine.’ She said at 4, `I’m having a little trouble, but I’m doing O.K.’ Five, she said, `I’m having problems.’ At 5:30, she said, `I need out.’ ”

    But the obstetrician, he argued in an artful blend of science and passion, failed to heed the call. By waiting 90 more minutes to perform a breech delivery, rather than immediately performing a Caesarean section, Mr. Edwards said, the doctor permanently damaged the girl’s brain.

    “She speaks to you through me,” the lawyer went on in his closing argument. “And I have to tell you right now — I didn’t plan to talk about this — right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She’s inside me, and she’s talking to you.”

    The jury came back with a $6.5 million verdict in the cerebral palsy case, and Mr. Edwards established his reputation as the state’s most feared plaintiff’s lawyer.

    Ironically, the lawyer who stood in that courtroom and made you think he cared about unborn children opposes the partial birth abortion ban today. Channeled any partially aborted babies recently, Mr. Edwards? Probably not, considering there’s no money in it.

  • Claimed during the 2004 election season that he and John Kerry, if elected, would make Christopher Reeve and others like him walk again.
  • Also shamelessly used Dick Cheney’s daughter Mary, a lesbian, in order to make a cheap political point about gay ‘rights’ at his and the VP’s debate in 2004.
  • Pandered to the Truther crowd by promising a 9-11 Building 7 Truther that he would ‘look into’ his ‘concerns’ about what happened to Building 7 on 9-11.
  • Wanted to keep on two pottymouthed bloggers on his ’08 campaign staff even after finding out what they were all about, in a blatant effort to appease the Nutroots.
  • Blamed expensive haircuts and salon time that had been billed to his campaign on his staff rather than owning up to it.

There is nothing this man will not say and/or do to get elected. If by some fluke he becomes president of this country, God help us.

Oh, and for any lefties reading this who believe I have developed a newfound dislike for ‘the rich’ – think again. This isn’t about class envy. Rich people have just as much right to contribute to worthy causes as anyone else. I don’t begrudge that. What I immensely dislike is John Edwards trying to present himself to the public as some selfless savior of the less fortunate. He is neither, contrary to the hysterical rantings of Edwards’ fanatical supporters like “RG.”


Caption: Democratic presidential hopeful, former North Carolina Sen.
John Edwards rides his bike during the Des Moines Register’s Annual Great
Bike Ride Across Iowa, Wednesday, July 25, 2007, near Dumont, Iowa.
Photo courtesy: AP/Charlie Neibergall

The term “spin cyle” takes on a whole new meaning with that picture, doesn’t it?

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    1. camojack says:

      Camo, I know you didn’t mean it, but I had to edit your comment because I don’t want that kind of talk at this blog, even in jest. Sorry. –ST

    2. Kilroi1 says:

      Understood, Kilroi – sorry but I had to edit your comment for the deleted quoted material. –ST

    3. sanity says:

      [chuckling]

      He actually wore a helmet?

      Going to mess up that hair…..

      His comment for this little photo-op?

      “My butt hurt”

      Yes, Mr. Edwards, so did all the people you screwed over as a lawyer.

      …and something for your wife, give up tangerines to do your part in your ‘fight’ on Global warming? Might want to tell that husband of yours to stop taking jets everywhere then…but I see how not eating tangerines will help more than telling your husband to stop jettng around the country…..

      [The loonies boggle the mind]

    4. Tom TB says:

      Getting rich to understand poverty…what’s next? Will he get into real estate, knock down affordable housing, build expensive condos so he can understand the homeless?

    5. Drewsmom says:

      If this don’t prove he is a freaking crook nothing will, wish the msm had the guts to put this out there but they have chrissie spitting matthews, keth olernut and the rest of the ilk protecting the breck girl.:-w

    6. PCD says:

      It is sad Edwards has to pollute and pervert RAGBRAI with is presence. I hope Lance Armstrong buried him, as in left him way behind and gasping for breath.

    7. benning says:

      I can’t see Edwards winning the nomination. But as long as he’s drawing plenty of money from the party oddballs, well, I hope he keeps going!

    8. Tango says:

      People know he’s a fraud; it’s why his candidacy is going NOWHERE. ;))

    9. btenney says:

      This guy wants to take my medical insurance that I worked to earn as part of my retirement package and redistribute it to a bunch of deadbeats that won’t work more than 16 hours a week or not at all if its a nice day to go to the lake.
      Any body can fall on hard times through no fault of their own and certainly deserve help from the rest of us. However a preponderance of the chronically poor are lazy, drug addicted Alchoholics who are uneducated because of the aforementioned personal shortcomings
      To hell with them.