Prepare …

… for the Nobel Peace Prize concert, which will take place on Dec. 11th in honor of the Goracle, the day after the he is officially awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo for using baseless dire predictions about the end of the world to scare the hell out of the gullible.

Rumor has it that toilet paper will be rationed at one square per person, bottled water will not be sold, fried chicken will be banned, and walking will be discouraged – unless you show up to the concert naked, or work for greeNBC.