The “Goranation” begins

Posted by: Sister Toldjah on December 10, 2007 at 7:53 pm

Sorry to post this around dinnertime, but I had to write about it at some point – it might as well be now ;)

As I’m sure you’ve already heard by now, today was The Goracle’s big day as he officially accepted his Nobel Peace prize, which he won for successfully scaring the hell out of millions of people with his dubious claims about the end of the world.


Gore and Rajendra Pachauri of the IPCC,
accepting their Nobel Peace prize awards.
-Photo courtesy: EPA-

Matthew Balan at Newsbusters detailed the loving treatment CNN International gave Gore as well Rajendra Pachauri, who accepted the prize on behalf of the IPCC (emphasis added):

CNN International’s Jonathan Mann, during an hour-long “love fest” in honor of Al Gore and the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s reception of the Nobel Peace Prize, gushed over the former vice president. “You went from being ‘Ozone Man’ to ‘The Goracle.’ This became — the Nobel Prize became ‘The Goronation.’ You must be conscious of the change in perceptions about you in particular because of that film [An Inconvenient Truth].”

Later, at the very end of the program, Mann speculated that Gore’s prize could actually be shared with all those who contribute to the planet-saving cause. “We may not all agree about the politics of global warming or about the big solutions, but we can all do our own little part, and it will add up. And for that reason, this year, for the first time that I can remember, we can all share the Nobel Prize.”

Sounds like Mann’s been reading up on his Goran (graphic courtesy of The People’s Cube via ST reader Sev). Think he dared to ask the twice-failed candidate for president about the questions surrounding the amount of prophets, er, profits, he makes from his greenie speeches? Nah …

Gore’s ego is so pumped up right now that he’s given his cultish followers reason to hope that one day, just one day, he may make another run for the presidency (emphasis added):

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Former Vice President Al Gore denied again that there were any campaign plans in his immediate future, but told CNN Monday that he hadn’t “ruled out getting back into the political process at some point” — and that if he did return to political life, it would be to take another shot at the White House.

The Nobel Peace Prize laureate, speaking from the Oslo site of Monday’s awards ceremony, told CNN’s Jonathan Mann that he didn’t expect to ever get back in the political process, but that “if I did get back, it would be as a candidate for president.”

On a related note, the Nobel Peace prize concert, which is being held in honor of the Goracle and the IPCC, is tomorrow night at 8 Oslo time. It will be broadcast in more than 100 countries. I’m sure ya’ll will be scouring your preview guides to find out of it you’ll be able to catch it on satellite …

No word yet on the estimated cost of the carbon offsets that will surely have to be purchased in order to “offset” all the carbon dioxide and other pollutants that will be emitted in abundance during tomorrow night’s GoreFest.

Update: Here’s the latest, from the gw wires (h/t: Drudge):

—– A West Australian “medical expert” has called for a “baby tax” in order to offset the carbon emissions a person emits over their lifetimes.

—– The ice cover for the Southern hemisphere remains well above normal.

—- Has there been a “systematic” effort from the WH to “manipulate” climate change? The Usual Suspects are engaging in their typical braying on the subject here.

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  1. forest hunter says:

    Ahhhhh the Goracle…..providing false hopes and and a slimy future for all the worlds mud rasslers.

  2. camojack says:

    Yes, I just can’t wait until our “enlightened” Congrefs makes us start paying for our carbon sins.

    Yeah, right… :-w

  3. Great White Rat says:

    The sweet smell of hyprocisy is in the air…

    The Goracle made a big deal of riding the public train to Oslo to get his award. But his luggage? That went in a Mercedes van.

    I’d say catching al-Gore wasting energy is like shooting fish in a barrel, except it’s easier. The fish actually move around.

  4. Great White Rat says:

    Oops….

    Newsbusters link for the above.

  5. 2Hotel9 says:

    That is a cheesy Klingon costume Rajendra is wearing.

  6. Proof says:

    That is a cheesy Klingon costume Rajendra is wearing.

    They’re shooting a Star Trek remake called The Wrath of Gore.

  7. PCD says:

    5,6, I once played a Klingon Captain…

  8. sanity says:

    Why do they want to squelch anything that opposes thier master plan their point of view?

    Lord Christopher Monckton, a UK climate researcher, had a blunt message for UN climate conference participants on Monday.

    “Climate change is a non problem. The right answer to a non problem is to have the courage to do nothing,” Monckton told participants.

    “The UN conference is a complete waste of our time and your money and we should no longer pay the slightest attention to the IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change,)” Monckton added. (LINK)

    Monckton also noted that the UN has not been overly welcoming to the group of skeptical scientists.

    “UN organizers refused my credentials and appeared desperate that I should not come to this conference. They have also made several attempts to interfere with our public meetings,” Monckton explained.

    ….

    “This is the most lavish conference I have ever been to, but I am only a scientist and I actually only go to the science conferences,” Evans said, noting the luxury of the tropical resort. (Note: An analysis by Bloomberg News on December 6 found: “Government officials and activists flying to Bali, Indonesia, for the United Nations meeting on climate change will cause as much pollution as 20,000 cars in a year.”

    Evans, a mathematician who did carbon accounting for the Australian government, recently converted to a skeptical scientist about man-made global warming after reviewing the new scientific studies.

    “We now have quite a lot of evidence that carbon emissions definitely don’t cause global warming. We have the missing [human] signature [in the atmosphere], we have the IPCC models being wrong and we have the lack of a temperature going up the last 5 years,” Evans said in an interview with the Inhofe EPW Press Blog. Evans authored a November 28 2007 paper “Carbon Emissions Don’t Cause Global Warming.”

    ….

    “Most of the people here have jobs that are very well paid and they depend on the idea that carbon emissions cause global warming. They are not going to be very receptive to the idea that well actually the science has gone off in a different direction,” Evans explained.

    ….

    UN IPCC reviewer and climate researcher Dr. Vincent Gray of New Zealand, an expert reviewer on every single draft of the IPCC reports since its inception going back to 1990, had a clear message to UN participants.

    “There is no evidence that carbon dioxide increases are having any affect whatsoever on the climate,” Gray, who shares in the Nobel Prize awarded to the UN IPCC, explained.

    “All the science of the IPCC is unsound. I have come to this conclusion after a very long time. If you examine every single proposition of the IPCC thoroughly, you find that the science somewhere fails,” Gray, who wrote the book “The Greenhouse Delusion: A Critique of “Climate Change 2001,” said.

    “It fails not only from the data, but it fails in the statistics, and the mathematics,” he added.

    ‘Dangerous time for science’

    Evans, who believes the UN has heavily politicized science, warned there is going to be a “dangerous time for science” ahead.

    “We have a split here. Official science driven by politics, money and power, goes in one direction. Unofficial science, which is more determined by what is actually happening with the [climate] data, has now started to move off in a different direction” away from fears of a man-made climate crisis, Evans explained.

    “The two are splitting. This is always a dangerous time for science and a dangerous time for politics. Historically science always wins these battles but there can be a lot of causalities and a lot of time in between,” he concluded.

    ….

    New Zealander Bryan Leland of the International Climate Science Coalition warned participants that all the UN promoted discussions of “carbon trading” should be viewed with suspicion.

    “I am an energy engineer and I know something about electricity trading and I know enough about carbon trading and the inaccuracies of carbon trading to know that carbon trading is more about fraud than it is about anything else,” Leland said.

    Read the rest HERE

  9. Tom TB says:

    The Carbon Bigfoot-print crowd are easy to spot; they overwhelmed the small Bali airport with their jets. If ten years from now, the Earth is colder, do these clowns have to give their medals back?

  10. floridasuzie says:

    Lord love a duck, they look like 2 overgrown kindergarteners proudly holding up their certificates. Kindergarteners have much more integrity IMHO than the Nobel Peace Prize committee or the dubious “winners” these days.