Prostitutes for Obama-Biden

Posted by: ST on October 30, 2008 at 2:26 pm

Here’s some Thursday afternoon humor for you:

They’re convicted streetwalkers, escorts and brothel babes collared in 2000 and from 2003-2006, uncovered during a Trib special report on local prostitution that will be published after the election.

Based on the prostitutes’ voter registration cards, they’re destined to become Obama girls in November. That’s because 78 percent of them registered as Democrats. Countywide, Dems make up only about 62 percent of voters, according to the Division of Elections.

The Illinois senator also has the advantage with local “johns” — 72 percent go Democratic. And convicted pimps: Four out of every five register Democratic. And for the most special of special interest groups — male transvestite hookers — they’re batting a thousand for Dems, albeit in drag.

Question: Wonder if they’d be eligble to receive a “tax cut” under Obama’s tax plan? :-?

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7 Responses to “Prostitutes for Obama-Biden”


  1. Lorica says:

    So if a pimp adds a new prostitute to the stable, does he get the 3000.00 tax credit??? Ya have to wonder if New York Gov. Spitzer was a contributor to this study. =)) – Lorica

  2. Corrie says:

    Why is anyone spending their time even researching this b**s**, let alone writing about it?

    Language edit – ST

  3. Great White Rat says:

    Well, it’s not as good for a laugh, but Obama has another, more nuanced endorsement, according to Reuters:

    An al Qaeda leader has called for President George W. Bush and the Republicans to be “humiliated,” without endorsing any party in the upcoming U.S. presidential election, according to a video posted on the Internet.

    “O God, humiliate Bush and his party, O Lord of the Worlds, degrade and defy him,” Abu Yahya al-Libi said at the end of sermon marking the Muslim feast of Eid al-Fitr, in a video posted on the Internet.

    No, he doesn’t directly endorse Obama. But if Bush’s party is to be humiliated, then who is he expecting to win? The Greens?

    So now, to the list that already included Oooogo Chavez, the brothers Castro, Kim Jong Il, Hamas, Hezbollah, and the CPUSA, we can now add al Qaeda as hoping for an Obama presidency.

    And I’m still waiting for alchemist or any other leftist to come up with a coherent explanation why they don’t find it troubling that every major America-hating despot and terrorist group on earth desperately wants to see the GOP lose and Obama win. That’s a question that always seems to make them hide.

  4. Dana says:

    I think that this is mostly a cash-transactions-only business, so they aren’t paying taxes at all.

  5. Trish says:

    Yeah, but that’s how they nailed Al Capone, you know–didn’t pay his taxes.:))

  6. Lorica says:

    GWR, let me take a shot at answering your question. You see these people who hate America, hated America even during Bill Clinton’s years as President, but they also knew that Clinton didn’t really do anything to stop them. Yeah he talked a good game, but when it came down to it, all he did was fire a cruise missile into an emtpy tent and killed a camel. Unlike GW, who as we all know, wiped out two anti-American strongholds. The rest of the nations realized that the hayday of malaise was over. That there was a new sheriff in town, so to speak, and he wasn’t pussy footin’ around anymore.

    So now these guys all want to go back to the way things were. Where the President only talked about bringing these murderers to justice, and really didn’t do crap. America is safer under GW than we were under Bill Clinton. Just like America was much better off before this Dem Congress took over, but that I pray can be rectified next week. :) – Lorica