Caption This: John F’n Kerry Edition

Posted by: ST on January 20, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Heh:

John Kerry and Martha Coakley

U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-MA) (top) greets Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate Martha Coakley after she conceded defeat to Republican Senator-elect Scott Brown in the special election to fill the Senate seat of the late Edward Kennedy in Boston, Massachusetts January 19, 2010.
(REUTERS/Brian Snyder)

My caption: “Am I next?”

Kerry quote from Sunday:

“I’ve got news for you, Scott: George Bush drove a truck, too, and look where it got us,” Sen. Kerry said, continuing to poke at the campaign ad. “I didn’t know it was a qualification for being in the Senate.”

Need a ride, Senator?

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  1. Anthony says:

    He thinks windsurfing in yellow spandex is a qualification, however.

    Caption: “Yes, Martha, those are the Party’s November, 2010, hopes you see there on the floor.”

  2. NC Cop says:

    “I didn’t know it was a qualification for being in the Senate.”

    Right on, John!! He’s not like our president who is DEFINITELY qualified.

    Let’s see, Obama is……..uh……..and he has…..well, there was always the time that he……eh….he has…….oh well.

    Caption: “OUCH!! She’s standing on my F’n foot!!”

  3. “You should have told them you served in ‘Nam.”

    Nice rack

  4. Carlos says:

    “Face it, Marcia, you just weren’t qualified – you haven’t killed anyone.”

    (Yes, I know her name is Martha, but as much attention as he pays to the Kennedy clan lead, I thought it was quite fitting…)

  5. Great White Rat says:

    Senator John Kerry reacts as prankster Marcie what’s-her-name Coakley surprises him with naked pictures of herself. >:)

  6. Tango says:

    With Ted Kennedy having assumed room temperature, John Kerry assumes the role of senior US senator from MA.

    But a crapweasel is still a crapweasel.

    b-)

  7. your mama says:

    that is a sweet looking picture,hope we see a lot more like them in the future.

  8. Kenny the consitutionalist says:

    I predicted you would win the election before I predicted you would lose it.

  9. proof says:

    Ah, Martha! If you were only an heiress, I’d marry you, too!

  10. Brontefan says:

    After seeing one of Coakley’s ads against Brown [O'Reilly's show]–I was shocked! It also shows their desperation. Hateful negative ads didn’t work this time.

  11. Tom TB says:

    “Politics would be great, if it weren’t for informed voters…”

  12. LOL – good one, Tom :)

  13. Elroy Jetson says:

    “How do I avoid pulling a Coakley?”

  14. SpideyTerry says:

    Kerry: “I’m miserable here, but it beats going home to the wife.”
    Bill Clinton: *pops in* “I here ya, buddy.”

    And I just can’t help myself because I just thought of this one while writing the above:

    Kerry: “This is a disgrace. There shouldn’t even have been a special election in the first place. Why did they have to change the rules? Whoever’s responsible for this should be drummed out of politics forever.”
    MA Voters: “Funny you should mention that…”

  15. Betty says:

    Never before have I see our government so out of touch with the people. They actually look down on us.

  16. Severian says:

    Here Marcia, Martha, whatever, would you like to hold “the hat?” Holding it close always makes me feel better when I’ve been beaten like an old rug.

  17. Jo says:

    Agreed, Tom, if it weren’t for some of the actually informed voters out there, they’d have it made. Danged democracy.

  18. Tex says:

    I feel your pain Kerry ……….NOT!

  19. Lorica says:

    Look on the bright side Martha…If this were me, I would be able to retire on that extra 20 Mil from the 2004 elections that Soros gave me. – Lorica