Underway: A “feminist” call for liberal women to … stop having sex with Republicans

Posted by: ST on April 8, 2011 at 11:37 pm

Sorry, guys – but if you were lookin’ to hook up with a radical liberal woman this weekend, you might be SOL if they listen to this gal (via @JennQPublic):

Signing an e-petition, tweeting furiously, changing your Facebook profile picture to the “I Stand with Planned Parenthood” logo—will any of this impact the Republican push to defund Planned Parenthood? Probably not. There is, however, something we all have the power to do, in order to send a real message to members of the GOP: stop having sex with them.

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In the case of a possible defunding of Planned Parenthood, a sex strike seems to me the most obvious and appropriate means of protest. There’s a direct correlation between what’s being threatened and what we individuals can do to assert our cause.

As we’ve been reminded numerous times in recent days, Planned Parenthood’s most common services are providing contraception and testing services for STDs and STIs. If Planned Parenthood were to shut down as a result of the GOP’s efforts, it will be more difficult to find reasonably priced and easily accessible reproductive care and, in turn, sex will become riskier for all.

So if it’s going to become more difficult to engage in healthy sexual activity as a result of a certain political party’s actions, isn’t it only fair that we stop sleeping with members of that political party?

Send Republicans a message. They can’t have their sex and restrict sexual health too.

I know.  A lot of y’all are soo heartbroken, right? ;))

Just curious: Does this call apply to liberal women having sex with conservative women as well? Does it apply to liberal men having sex with a conservative male or female, also?  Or is this just a blanket call …? Are we talking just the actual sex act or  does it include sexual activity regardless of whether or not you “go all the way”?  Why not stop having sex with liberals, too?  That’s one sure way not to get a disease or get pregnant.  Just sayin’. :D

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  1. Bob says:

    Oh I am SO disappointed .. LOL

    Even if I were single I have a standing rule … USE SOAP AND WATER .. and too many screaming lefty women seem to not comprehend that.

  2. Carlos says:

    It’s the only guaranteed 100% effective way of not becoming pregnant, ST.

    Which begs the question: Won’t this cause a downturn in abortions at PP about 9 months from now?

    Curious minds want to know how they can be so hot to keep PP in the business of stealing my tax dollars, yet make this call?

  3. Jeff says:

    Well this really has me worried, ok so I’m not worried but to tell the truth why would anyone in thier right mind want to have sex with a Liberal Woman anyways ?, I mean most look like Racheal Maddow or Rosie O’Donald anyways, besides meesing with a Liberal Woman would be practicing unsafe sex.

  4. Rob says:

    So what will we be missing by not be able to have sex with progressive women? Armpit hair. Wool Skirts. Stubble.

    What will progressive women be missing by not have sex with Republican men?
    Courtesy. giving a damn how she feels. chest hair (not shaven unless completely necessary). breakfast in the morning.

  5. Ksevens says:

    Lysistrata anyone? It was mocked then and should be mocked now.

  6. Drew says:

    Not having sex with second-generation hippie free love advocates has two advantages. One is helping stop the spread of STDs and the other is cutting down on the reproduction of their type.

  7. Datechguy says:

    Wasn’t this a Saturday Night Live bit on Weekend update with Jane Curtain and Bill Murray back in the 70’s?

  8. mike in Baltimoe says:

    I’m sure there are some attractive hygenic female democrats out there…somewhere…..let me think about it a few days, I’m sure I can name one or two………………

  9. Murphy's Law says:

    That’s ok. I’ve always preferred the challenge of wining and dining and conversing with attractive conservative ladies anyway. You have to work at that because they’re not easy, but the prize is usually worth the effort.

    Since most liberal chicks will put out for a Big Mac and fries, the game’s not much fun, nor is the “prize” worth more than the investment. Who really wants to wake up next to a bitter fat chick that starts the day prattling on about how bad George Bush was, anyway?

  10. Liz Tutton says:

    Does this woman know that Planned Parenthood is merely an abortion mill? According to their annual report, 98% of their income comes from abortions, they have 1 Billion in assests (so why do they need 350 million in federal funding?), and only about 19,000 of the 3 million they serve have services other than abortions. So she’s really talking about abortions, not other women services….after having sex and getting pregnant. Which was what…..the the plan of Democratic sex goddesses to begin with?

  11. captaingrumpy says:

    Well,if Liberal women stop having sex then Aids and other STD’s will be abolished.

  12. Charlie says:

    OK lib skanks; if you want to give up screwing makers and screw only takers, have at it.

  13. GJ says:

    Won’t happen. The conservative male is an alpha male. Women can’t resist an alpha male. They don’t want crybabies who make a living inventing baseless arguments to buttress a failed ideology, they want real men with real ideas. They may try, but in the end they will won’t be able to resist the raw sexual power of a conservative male. ;)

  14. rbldiver says:

    Won’t this cause a downturn in abortions at PP about 9 months from now?

    Or how about:
    Downturn in sex affects sales of condoms, lube, alcohol, and others. Congress to apply the Commerce Clause in creating “mandatory sex nights” regulation to avert economic collapse.

  15. William Teach says:

    Whew! I was worried about hooking up with a chick with longer leg hair than I have.

    You can always tell a liberal chick at the beach: they’re the ones with butt hair poking through their bikini bottoms.

  16. Kate says:

    Yuck and double yuck William! THe truth is you won’t know if they shaved their legs because they are the ones always wearing the pants suits….aka Hillary Clinton.

    This caller admits that conservatives have sex! Wow, who informed her? And better yet, they might have sex with a liberal chick? Well, that’s quite an assumption.

    Which begs the question….if you are so informed why would you need Planned Parenthood….liberals should all know their ABC’s of prevention of STDs and pregnancy! Don’t they live what they preach?

  17. Dana says:

    Our esteemed hostess wrote:

    Just curious: Does this call apply to liberal women having sex with conservative women as well? Does it apply to liberal men having sex with a conservative male or female, also?

    Conservative women don’t have sex with other women, period, and conservative men don’t have sex with other men. Please make a note of it.

  18. Billy Jo says:

    What if the Republican has a nice package?

  19. AndyN says:

    Haven’t the leftists been telling us for generations that you have to support things like PP because people are going to have sex whether or not such services are there to protect them from the consequences of their actions?

    Shouldn’t we be commending Miss Nubel for acknowledging that it is possible, and even advisable, to choose to refrain from sex if you have no access to “reproductive health” services? And shouldn’t we let her know that conservatives are always willing to accept sincere converts once the left excommunicates them for their heresy?

  20. Zippy says:

    They were probably hoping to get smart via injection and found out it was a lie.