Proof the end is near: Woman panhandles for … breast implants
Because you might need a break from politics today:
AKRON, Ohio (CBS Cleveland) β Panhandlers often are considered down on their luck drug addicts or booze hounds, but a woman in Akron is panhandling for a different reason.
According to WKYC-TV, Chrissy Lance, 37, is trying to get the money together for breast augmentation surgery.
Lance camps out on the corner of Manchester Road and Carnegie Avenue in a tiny bikini on top of a motorcycle with a sign that says βNot Homeless Need Boobs.β
Lance, a student and single mother who works as a barmaid, says she was inspired by beggars in her city and acquired a panhandling license before she took up her sign.
βI see people panhandling every day,β Lance told WKYC, βso why not panhandle for boobs?β
*Slams head against wall*