Klavan on the Culture’s Guide to the Elections, Part 2: WAR!
PJTV‘s Andrew Klavan continues his satirical look at the upcoming elections, this time covering the War on Terror:
Howard Dean sneers at Tea Party, says GOP has “created monster”
The confirmed Socialist (scroll) and Dr. of Disology told the Obama administration’s favorite “news” network that the GOP has, in effect, “created a monster” by giving credence to the Tea Party movement:
When love goes sour
It was so wonderful for left-wing Democrats back before Obama was elected: their Messiah-candidate promised to end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, close the Guantanamo Bay detention center, investigate the CIA, and even …maybe, just maybe, in their most cherished dreams… go after the evil Bush and Cheney themselves.
Murkie to the Alaskan media: Don’t run Tea Party ads
The Associated Press reports on the latest tactic Alaska incumbent and write-in candidate Lisa Murkowski is trying in her desperate attempt to keep the Senate seat she currently holds:
Rahmbo proves once again that he’s just as fake as his former boss
Rahm “Dead Fish” Emanuel’s first official weekday back in Chi-town as a mayoral candidate got off to a rocky start today as it was revealed that his “Glad to be home” video was actually filmed in the offices of David Axelrod in Washington, DC. Not only that, but his opponents are challenging whether or not he is even a resident of Chicago (via):
Obama: from messiah to pariah
Is this any way to treat a Lightworker? Barack Obama has apparently become such strong electoral poison for Democratic candidates that Al Gore, speaking at a rally in Florida for Kendrick Meek’s US Senate campaign, failed to mention the signature achievements of Barack Obama’s administration, or even Obama himself. Even the candidate himself could not speak the unutterable name: